• Cassette Beasts Review

    I meant to do a review of this game sooner and even had a draft ready, but things got busy and I forgot about it. Since then that review has been outdated so here is a review of the game years late and with the latest patch.

    Cassette Beasts is a Creature Capture RPG released on all platforms. I played the Switch version. It is a lot harder than other games in this genre. Type effectiveness is also different every monster has a type and as it gains experience points it earns stars. At 5 stars the creature can evolve into a new form. Each monster also has specific buffs and debuffs with its type. if a Monster has the type advantage then damage can still be done but the monster will often put a few debuffs and if the opposite monster attacks then the monster will get buffs. This can be used as certain buffs are more useful than others.

    Fights can seem repetitive though and work differently than even most games. You don’t need to worry about level too much, rather than monsters leveling up traditionally the character levels up and the monster earns stars and can evolve or remaster after 5 stars. The game has an AP or stamina system you start with no stamina and can earn 1-3 per turn. This is due to a common status affect called energized which gives you three and drained which gives one. Also certain moves can steal AP. More powerful moves cost a lot of it so there is a risk. use your weakest moves and try and save up or use healing and status moves to help gain an advantage.

    The game is mostly open world you can do tasks at your own pace keep in mind that one side of the map has easier monsters than the other the game loads one side at a time so you will only be surprised at the jump in levels the first time and even then you can run from battles and fast travel to the main town to heal or any previously defeated train station. Campsites cost wood but you’ll often have thousands regardless.

    The games story revolves around the characters stuck on an island after mysterious circumstances and trying to get back to their own world while battling powerful creatures. It is overall a fun game that I would recommend to anyone.

    Score: 9/10

  • Switch 2 Far Too Expensive

    This year I didn’t go into my thoughts for the recent directs too much simply because I don’t plan on getting a Switch 2. All Playstation and Xbox have to do this year is announce prices to win people over and they get a majority of gamers. The Switch 2 is releasing with a $500 price tag and the added price of $80 games. The Switch 2 is mostly just the Switch with a bigger screen and better frame rate. If that wasn’t enough the games are coming out for $80 far more than the industry standard. No one really knows why Nintendo is trying this especially after Xbox tried and failed this sort of thing a few years ago. Further, I don’t know anyone who could afford this with recent inflation and prices going up as well as a recession in the US it is by far the most tone deaf announcement people are struggling to buy anything and this price hike will cause even more people to avoid anything they release. Also the whole re-release of games already out as well as charging more and even charging to get the current version updated is also poor business. When games on Playstation and Xbox release on previous generations usually an update comes out for free to try and mimic the higher standards as best they can comes out and sometimes it looks on par or even better depending on the game. Most of the third party games will likely release on Steam and other Consoles and the other Nintendo games announced some are releasing on Switch and others are already out on Switch. A few interviews and Nintendo representatives have spoken saying the tariffs placed on Japan are the reason for this as the Switch 2 is easily $150 cheaper in other areas. This also may explain the games going up in price and the delay in pre order not that anyone is lining up for that price.. Consumers are paying for the tariff not the billionaires who make these things. All that will really happen is Nintendo will lose significant markets then when Playstation or Xbox say their prices people will go to what is more sustainable for their wallets. Nintendo will then panic and lower prices to be more appealing. How do I know this? It happened with the 3DS and Wii U they already tried this and it failed miserably. They have the nerve to claim that it is due to the experience they are charging so much I remember the “experiences” I had when Pokemon Scarlet and Violet and Pokemon Sword and Sheild, all experienced slow down and crashes I don’t think they are variable pricing or even worth the $60 let alone $80. Got some news for Nintendo Horizon Zero Dawn, Crash Team Racing, and Spyro Reignited Triliogy are all $60 and in my opinion better than Zelda, Mario Kart, or Odessey simply because they are worth the price nothing is worth $80 from Nintendo.

    Sources:

    Frushtick, Russ. “Why the Switch 2 is so expensive, according to Nintendo.” Polygon, Apr 7, 2025, https://www.polygon.com/nintendo-switch-2/553517/price-interview-tariffs. Accessed April, 8 2025

  • Switch 2 Direct Thoughts and Opinions

    The Switch 2 Direct announced last week is ready and it is time to look at upcoming and launch titles for the system.

    Mario Kart World

    Mario Kart is the first thing announced this makes me wonder if Link and the Animal Crossing Villagers will return or will more characters come from other games. We know planes and other vehicles are being added strangely making me think of Diddy Kong Racing for Nintendo 64. Really time to wait and see what this game turns out to be. This game is coming out when the Switch 2 releases and more information on its own Direct on the 17th of April.

    Next was Gamechat which lets you talk with friends while playing a game. We already have that its called Discord, but seems more integrated in Switch 2. Also introducing game share where you can play together using multiple systems and only own one copy of a game.

    Next Hardware for the Switch 2 a bigger screen and buttons are great but it compounds the drift glitch I am wondering if they will continue to ignore that or fix it with Switch 2. It also has better sound and the better storage means downloading and saved data easier. There seems to be some backwards compatibility though not every game is playable.

    A tech demo game Nintendo Switch Welcome Tour announced and it seems to be a focus on the hardware of the Switch with minigames to test it and introduce the new features to players. Which most will likely discover on their own through regular gameplay anyway. It also looks like there will be a new Pro Controller. The new system will launch June 5th this year.

    Next a few switch games will be reciving upgrades and rereleases on Switch 2. Mario Party Jamboree will get a new game mode that uses the camera, Kirby and the forgotten lands will have new story elements, The Legend of Zelda Breath of the Wild and Tears of the Kingdom, Pokemon Legends ZA and Metroid Prime 4 will have enhanced graphics and gameplay compared to switch as well.

    Next a game focusing on the mouse control capabilities of the new Joy Con, Drag and Drive. you move by dragging the controller honestly it didn’t seem that interesting and just was a basketball game with a strange control scheme. It releases summer if that interests you.

    Elden Ring is coming to Switch 2 as a new edition. The Souls gameplay and difficult yet oddly the most forgiving game in the series. Hades 2 is also coming to Switch 2. Capcom is bringing Street Fighter 6 to Switch 2 along with amiibo of the fighters. Deamon X Machina was announced and aside from flashy visuals nothing else is really known. Split Fiction a sci fi fantasy game similar to It Takes Two where you and a friend need to beat the game by working together. EA then announced its latest travesty coming to Switch a sports game not much else. Hogwarts Legacy is getting a rerelease on Switch 2 I already 100% completed it on Switch so I’d prefer a sequel or followup. A remake of Tony Hawk 3 and 4 is coming to Switch 2 I would care, but the absolute state Tony Hawk 5 released in makes me have doubts. Hitman World of Assassination is coming to Switch 2 the stealth game was announced by IO Interactive alongside a 007 James Bond game 007 games are usually shooters so it is nice to see a developer who specializes in stealth games take the reigns and with James Bonds gadgets it seems a good way to tackle the character in new ways. A remaster of the 3DS game Bravely Default is coming to Switch 2 with new features and minigames. Yakuza 0 is having another rerelease how many times is that now seems this game is rivalling Skyrim with the amount of ports. Hyrule Warriors Age of Imprisonment is coming to Switch 2 in the winter by Koei Teckmo I assume a sequel to age of Calamity and takes place prior to Tears of the Kingdom. Deltarune chapters 1-4 are coming to Switch 2. Borderlands 4, Civ 7, and WWE 2K is also releasing from Take Two games. From Software announced Dusk Bloods another painful yet rewarding Souls game from the developer known for their unforgiving yet rewarding games. Also a lot of games from the previous direct will have Switch 2 enhanced versions. Finally Kirby Air Riders and Donkey Kong Bananza I’m more interested in Kirby since this spinoff was fun but never recieved the proper attention I’m glad they are bring it back. Donkey Kong seems to be a 3D platformer with all of Donkey Kongs exclusive abilities like punching, climbing and takling.

  • Nintendo Direct Thoughts and Opinions

    Dragon Quest 1+2 HD Remake

    I thought we already had remakes of these games. Dragon Quest is a turn based RPG published by Square and has been around almost as long as Final Fantasy. The story is often good and I suppose if you never played either of these games then they are worth getting.

    Next was an announcement for the upcoming Switch 2 Nintendo Direct for April 2. So we are likely going to get the launch titles and more information on the new system when that happens.

    No Sleep For Kaname Date- From AI The Somnium Files

    I never played AI The Somnium Files because I was not that interested in it. Now the sequel is releasing and seems interesting. So if you’re a fan of this game it is worth looking at and I don’t think you need to play the original to enjoy this. sequel either.

    Raidou Remastered: The Mystery of The Soulless Army

    No idea what this game even is according to Wikipedia Raidou is part of the Demon Summoner games originally released on Playstation and Sega Saturn by Atlas. It is a spin off series from Shin Magami Tensai a game I actually know about. It seems to have similar gameplay befriend monsters in battle and use them to solve puzzles.

    Shadow Labyrinth

    A odd game where someone looked at Pac Man and said lets make a horror game out of this. It seems to be a Metroidvaina style game where you team up with Puck to solve puzzles and fight difficult enemies. It is at least an interesting game.

    Patapon and Patapon 2 Replay

    A collection of rhythm games where you play as the Patapon Army drumming and commanding to the beat of the music. Honestly, I found the game sounding more annoying than anything and I like games like Rhythm Haven.

    Story of Seasons Grand Bazaar

    Another remake game this time for Harvest Moon Grand Bazaar. Not a bad Harvest Moon game, but a more fogettable one given at the same time we had Sunshine Islands and Tale of Two Towns. It does look good and if you love Story of Seasons it may be worth it.

    Metroid Prime 4 Beyond

    Metroids Prime series continues I am not surprised to see this here we have known about an upcoming Metroid game for awhile. A sci-fi shooter with puzzle elements. It is nice to see an update and release information coming out later this year.

    Disney Villains Cursed Cafe

    A game focusing on the villains of the Disney movies and showing them in a different way. As well as upgrading the ingredients. It seems after Dreamlight Valley Disney has wanted to do more in the Cozy Games genre. I do think they should release a more traditional game soon, but it is also a simple cafe simulator.

    Witchbrook

    Another Cozy Game it seems at least it isn’t a sequel or a remake. The game doesn’t look bad, but something about it failed to land with me. I like game like Story of Seasons however there are already a ton of these games and the lack of sufficient gameplay makes me wonder what this game is. Also copying Stardew’s art style is already a red flag.

    After we got three games in rapid succession, The Eternal Life of Goldman a platformer without a lot of information, Gradius Origins, a celebratory 25th anniversary game showing early space shooter gameplay, and finally Rift of The Necrodancer a Rhythm game and spinoff of Crypt of the Necrodancer with what appears as similar gameplay to Guitar Hero or Rockband.

    Tamagotchi Plaza

    I honestly thought this series was dead. Tamagotchi was this little plastic keychain pet game. Here it seems the pet simulator stuff has been removed and you play as a Tamagotchi doing various tasks and upgrading the store.

    Pokemon Legends ZA

    Pokemon already had an update to this game back in February for Pokemon Day and I gave my thoughts about it then so I won’t repeat myself and we can just move on.

    Rhythm Heaven Groove

    A new entry in the Rhythm Heaven games that have been gone for a long time. These games are ranging from easy relaxing experiences to the most stressful gaming simply because timing and rhythm mean everything. I hope that they can bring the franchise back and still respect the original developers.

    Next was a rapid fire of games and releases as well as an update to Nintendo Switch intended to make digital purchases more organized and grant the ability to lend them to people. After the Direct was not as interesting to me. As well as a remaster of Saga Frontier 2 with new things added and bonus boss fights. A Monumental Valley 1 and 2 remake with all DLC along with a third game announced. A new Everybody’s Golf series, but I was not a fan of this its just a golf game. Marvel Cosmic Invasion is a beat em up staring Marvel characters. And finally a new Tomadachi Life game that seems similar to the 3DS game. As well as a new app for Nintendo users to get news and updates.

  • Minecraft Movie Looks Bad

    Alright, so the Minecraft movie honestly looks awful. First, Minecraft’s player base is targeted to all ages not just kids, but the movie’s marketing is mostly aimed at children. Also, consistency, zombies, Pigman, and villagers as well as several human like creatures show up in these trailers and they fit into the world around them, but the main characters are live action it feels off they stick out like a sore thumb. The reason Pikachu and Sonic’s redesign in live action works is because it fits with the world around them. Designers of these characters spent hours trying to make it work here it feels as though the actors don’t fit in the world aesthetically. The world is blocky and the environments look like they do in the game, but the main cast just look like they don’t fit in the world. Imagine if in the Mario movie every major character would suddenly be live action when the world around them is filled with cartoony enemies and characters. Further, even if Steve is here he doesn’t look like Minecraft Steve. Jack Black who plays him is a good voice actor and while he has done live action it is so unfitting here. In the Sonic movies I can still tell who the characters are despite their redesign the same goes for Detective Pikachu I can tell that it is Pikachu among other Pokemon that were featured.

    Minecraft is a staple of the games industry mostly because it started as a indie game that was easy to understand hard to master. It embraces creativity and imagination, but also has things for survival and the ability to choose how you want to play.

  • Thank Goodness You’re Here VS Untitled Goose Game

    Alright recently I’ve been trying to focus more on smaller games or by small teams. So inevitably I was going to cover Untitled Goose Game, however a few major hiccups happened. Thank Goodness You’re Here released late last year in August and I wasn’t really interested in talking about it. Well it just went on sale on Switch not long ago and I wanted to talk about more Indie games so this happened. Both focus on slapstick humor taking place in English towns. House House being Australian and Coal Supper near Yorkshire being incredibly small Indie Studios and both published by the same company perhaps the most inappropriately named Panic Inc. Given they are also responsible for Firewatch, Arco, and multiple mobile games they publish great stuff that doesn’t always get the attention it deserves.

    Both these games have their focus on comedy, but I found Thank Goodness You’re Here is actually funnier mostly due to trying to be a cartoon rather than more realistic and grounded like Untitled Goose Game. Now Thank Goodness You’re Here has a shorter game time, but you’ll be free to explore until all of the objectives finish up then the area and there are only the move, jump, and slap buttons. Untitled Goose Game works the same way, but rather than the player finding the objectives on their own it has a checklist that crosses out as the player completes it. Along with its stealth gameplay, you have a raise and lower head movement to stay hidden, a honk button to cause distractions, a flap wings button that is useful in some circumstances, basic controls and a run button.

    Both are very simple games that can be beaten relatively quickly. They are oddly more satisfying than the $60 full priced game. At $20 each they aren’t long, but great games that deserve attention.

  • The Plucky Squire Review

    This game is a platformer and puzzle game. I have never oddly hated and enjoyed something so much. This game is oddly fun and I love the gameplay. Combat is fun enough and controls great with a basic attack and ranged boomerang sword attack, along with optional Spin and Jump attacks. Each move is upgradable and easy to use and control. The puzzles are good and there is a hint system by talking to a character to help you out. There are secrets and collectibles. Then you get to the boss fights a lot of them are just minigames and not very good I am going to list out the bosses and say what is wrong. To solve puzzles often you need to jump out the book and use varying tools to your advantage.

    Chapter 1 boss fight is a punchout style minigame with dodging and punching when the boss misses. For the most part it is fine not terrible, but not good. It reappears later during the final boss.

    Chapters 2 and 3 handle as a tutorial there is no boss fight for either.

    Chapter 4 has a boss fight where you hit a big bug and several smaller bugs with an bow and arrow, but aiming and charging is slow and take some getting used too.

    Chapter 5 This level is also a tutorial that teaches the player how to use the Tilt Book mechanic. Given this ability is mostly used on difficult puzzles and not really combat focused it is fine.

    Chapter 6 has a boss fight with the worst rythem game mechanics I have ever had the displeasure of playing. the hit box is off at times and even if you are getting the timing right somehow you will still be wrong. This also shows up at the final boss where it is much harder to even move and react. After it has a more traditional boss fight with the use of the Stop Stamp that freezes things in the storybook.

    Chapter 7 despite you given the Bomb Stamp and Battle in the title of this chapter. there is no noticable boss fights just setup for the next chapters and is heavily puzzle focused.

    Chapter 8 This Chapter has the worst Boss fight not because it is hard, but because the RNG mechanics. So this fight is a match three bubble shooter game making this less about skill and more luck. You will lose this game when you get tons of the colors you don’t. Keep in mind that unlike other games with this mechanic you can’t bank shots to hold for later or angle shots. Given the RNG you could very well be stuck for awhile hoping for better luck. It also gets much worse. This boss fight reappears during the final boss.

    Chapter 9 This is the worst fight in the game remember the minigames we all had so much “fun” with. They are back and harder than last time still doable, but not good. Thrash has a section where the rythem game is so bad any damage you take will override your command and Thrash will stand there and take damage there are no i frames either so you just take tons of damage without being able to do anything, Violets minigame is second and the problems with the chapter 8 boss fight return with a vengeance, then there is the next phase the Punchout style minigame once again it isn’t really any harder and can easily be beaten, finally a 3D Shooter it also isn’t hard just hold down shoot and dodge when needed.

    I feel like the puzzles, art style, and combat carry this game and those are fun, but the boss fights almost ruin this game. Thankfully you can skip minigames whenever you want and even though I did encounter a game breaking bug where transitioning from the Storybook to the outside world got me stuck in the floor it does autosave often so I just reloaded a save, but with such a focus on minigames it makes the combat feel useless and spending hours just to beat one minigame because of bad mechanics means I spent more time with the minigame than the actual game.

    Score 6.5/10

  • Pokemon Day

    As usual I have not looked at any leaks mostly because I can’t verify that information. I still would not cover it if I could something feels wrong to me about sharing information that could be wrong or falsified and to share that would be a failure on my part. I know most say that this time the announcements were fairly predictable, but it still is worth a look.

    Pokemon Concierge

    This was the first thing mentioned and while the stop motion looks good. I find it a pointless announcement since the series was already announced last year. The first 4 episodes are available on the Pokemon Youtube Channel until March 9th.

    Mobile Games

    A new event focusing Unova and introducing Black and White Kyrem to the mobile game Pokemon Go. You can also encounter Victini and a shiny Meloetta making this the second time to get a legitimate shiny Meloetta. Primal Reversion Groudon, Kyogre, and Mega Rayquaza along with Brendan, May, and Steven are all coming to Pokemon Masters EX along with new story events.A new dish based on Appltun is being released for Cafe Remix along with Flapple and Appletun able to visit your cafe. The Paldea Starters, Pikachu and Eevee are getting special outfits all on Febuary, 28, 2025. Pokemon Sleep is having a Darkrai and Cresselia event. Alolan Raichu, Suicune, and Alcremie are all coming to Pokemon Unite and will be released throughout the year. The Triuphant Light themed pack is coming to Pokemon TCG Pocket the 28 of Febuaray and Mega Evolution cards later on.

    The mobile games announcements weren’t really groundbreaking espicially since a lot of the information is just some new events and have at most spent a few seconds talking about them Unite, Go, and TCG had the most time spent on them with good reason. Go is their biggest game, Unite is popular competitively, and TCG just released last year.

    Video Games

    Some Rotom Case is being given away for Scarlett and Violet along with Mass Outbreak events and other events. Starter evolution Tera Raid events will be coming out throughout the year. Then a new game by the name of Pokemon Champions with the focus on battling. Next the Jhoto Starters Totodile, Chikorita, and the Unova Starter Tepig were revealed as the Starters for Pokemon Legends AZ along with some characters and a primary location along with wild zones to catch Pokemon and showcasing the more active battle system.

    So nothing people weren’t expecting as this year a lot of the information was just some new things coming to mobile and the updates on ZA. Nothing, but things we already knew were going to happen. Except for maybe Champions which I guess is a surprise.

  • Fantasy Life Just Lost Their Fanbase

    How do you lose your main fanbase? Through greed or poor decision making and treating your primary fanbase as horribly as possible that is how. First, Fantasy Life 3DS was a beloved and popular game for 3DS and people wanted a follow-up which sort of happened when a mobile game, Fantasy Life Online, was released. That eventually shut down and eventually a sequel was announced, Fantasy Life i: The Girl Who Steals Time. The concerns come after multiple delays citing cross platform issues, something that I don’t think anyone cared about. The original game was only available on 3DS and was good enough to carry on a fanbase on its own never really needing additional platforms. So even after the delays people waited if a game needs more time so be it, but what shocked most players was that Nintendo players were paying for the ports to other platforms. The game went up in price for all platforms, now you would think someone at Level 5 would say this is a bad idea our core fanbase for this game are Nintendo players and the ability to go cross platform will eventually pay for itself. Added to this you would think they have the money Professor Layton, another Level 5 property has most of his games previously on Nintendo DS available on mobile where they have a price and have been doing well. Next was an even worse decision for the west at least and quite possibly places like the U.K and other areas, but no one is able to prove a physical version of this game exists. This is detrimental to the game as well most players like physical copies of games rather than relying on internet for their games. Further, every system besides switch has an early access scheduled prior to the games release. I highly recommend a video by Miss Bubbles who covers most of this and explains further.

    Miss Bubbles. “Controversy behind Fantasy Life i: Fans Are FURIOUS about this…..” YouTube video, Feb 16, 2025. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-bBbM8JzJeo

  • Bioware In Trouble Again

    There are less than 100 people working at Bioware. This is likely due to well working for EA in the first place. A publisher notorious for buying companies in their prime letting them put out some of their best work then killing all hope with poor decisions and greed. All Bioware had to do before signing that paper was ask where is Maxis right now. Mostly this is due to decline believe it or not I don’t think Dragon Age the Veilguard was solely responsible for this though probably contributed. First if we look at their library for the last few couple years their only notable title was a remaster of the Mass Effect Trilogy, but I don’t think that would be good enough to cover for Mass Effect Andromeda, Anthem, and Dragon Age the Veilguards failure. Bioware at its best made millions and even contributed to RPGs made today at worst we got Sonic the Dark Brotherhood, but even then aside from music and some gameplay wasn’t too bad. Now, though, Bioware’s newer developers shoehorn in the most pointless story and plot points. Further, how the characters are written also is worse. Honestly if you put Veilguard up to any other Bioware game the only thing it has going for it is it looks nicer, but in terms of quality, gameplay, writing, or anything else someone might judge it falls behind severely. If you told someone Veilguard was some fan made game or spinoff set (or made by some small team similar to Mass Effect 3’s DLC) in the Dragon Age world they would probably believe you. The problem also comes with competition right now Balder’s Gate 3 is the far better choice and much like the first 3 Dragon Age games has a connected world. EA is currently shuffling staff to new locations and permanent work within the company others are just laid off. It should be noted that only around 1 or 2 developers from Bioware’s original games have been working on their games now and all of the original team have gone to better games and passions or laid off when Veilguard was in early development.